“Dear Domina Victoria Rage,
I come to you with theses pictures because I would love to hear what you think about my cock. Actually, what I would really love would be for everyone to know what you think about my cock. I really enjoy reading your blog and I would like it if you post these pictures in one of your blog while you tell everyone what you think. It would be an honor for you to humiliated me in your blog. I look forward to reading future posts in your blog and hopefully one of those post will be you publicly humiliating my cock and if you grant me this honor it would be great if you could encourage your readers to join in, in humiliating me.
Thank you Domina Victoria Rage
Sincerely your, Sub.”
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I received this email a few days ago and have left it to rot in my inbox. I was really unsure about what, if anything, I wanted to do with this since emails asking me to tell a guy what I think about his cock are a dime a dozen. This isn’t even the first such email this week…but what the hell…. I can’t seem to finish any other posting I’m currently working on, so a little dick humiliation is a fun and quick way to post an update. Plus: if you are so inclined, you’re welcome to add your own thoughts in the comment section below!
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So, what do I think about your package? Frankly, it’s unremarkable.
It’s not too long, not to short, not too thick, not really different or special in any way – it’s very textbook and very average. There’s no interesting characteristics for me to really take a jab at, which to me, is probably much worse than if you had presented me with something a little shorter or more uniquely shaped. What I DO find amusing is the Rabbit vibrator you use to compare the size of your tool. THAT vibrator clearly isn’t yours…it was designed for a woman. I think there’s a small humiliation in there somewhere, to pick up your girlfriend’s sex toy which is clearly longer and thicker than you are and use that to measure against, I get a good laugh out of that. I never recommend comparing against toys; ladies mastabatory devices are designed for OUR pleasure, your cock is designed for YOUR pleasure.
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I’m actually a little surprised and disappointed that in the photo you took while you were hard, you didn’t bother to pull back your skin and show off what you’ve got; it all looks a little sheepish – like a scared dog hiding under a rug.
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All in all, it’s pretty uneventful…sorry hun, I just don’t find your tool interesting enough to whip out (pun intended) any of my good material. Maybe my readers would be more apt to help you out with that.
