You asked, I answered… A typical day in my life!
10:00am I roll out of bed, cursing slightly as a try to pry myself out from under the blazingly hot blankets. My Labrador, perched precisely on top of my legs, greets me with the type of warm ‘good morning’ welcome that makes me want to rip the sun from the skies. He’s a morning puppy – I’m nocturnal. My kitten, still passed out next to me rolls over in indifference and goes back to sleep.
Good Morning. Now, get the hell out of my face.
10:15-10:45 Shower while responding to emails (I multi-task), scrub, polish, shampoo, and shave everything from the neck down while simultaneously reevaluating my need to be so high maintenance.
10:45-10:50 Hair and make up in the mirror, realizing that I haven’t aged a day since I turned 21. Wonder if being high maintenance will allow me to continue my career into my 50’s.
A serious pain the the ass but so worth it!
10:50-11:00 Get dragged through the park while walking the dog, chug coffee and listen to voice mails. It’s all still a blur until the caffeine kicks in.
11:00-12:00 Frantic prep for my first session of the day. Lights are dimmed, candles lit, toys sterilized and laundry – laundry-laundry. About 5 minutes before the 12th hour, I go from complete rampant mess to ultra sexy dominant Goddess. Noon really seems to be when I’m ready to welcome the day…just in time because there’s a knock on my door; time for the fun to begin.
I’m smiling because I’m seriously about to kick his ass…and he’s going to beg me to!
12:00-4:00 Play with a favorite playmate. He’s brought me brunch! 6 pieces of salmon sashimi and a cup of miso soup. He kneels as my foot rest while I eat, reciting poems I’ve made him memorize as homework: his voice shakes slightly in excitement, knowing that I’m counting any errors. Next, fisting, electrical sounding, predicament bondage and forced servitude. Mid way through the scene, he surprises me with a request for permanent vertical nipple piercings, which I happily oblige! A few photos here and there, a little light nipple play over the newly sensitized area and from the distance his phone goes off, alerting him that he’s got 10 minutes to return to work. Fair enough. He bolts for the shower, praising my skills and low cut dress; the perfect balance of a gentle scene exit filled with pleasantries and the reality of him being an on call physician who needs to be back at work NOW.
4:00-5:00 In full glam attire and stilettos, I survey the dungeon, which now looks like a kink bomb hit it and begin the arduous clean up process. In between boiling toys, scrubbing the bathroom and sanitizing EVERYTHING, I send a flurry of tweets, emails and rely on my voice dictation app to convey my messages with minimal errors. Siri is a good personal assistant, but she often tries my patience by pretending to mishear my use of the work ‘luck’ and instead replacing it with the word ‘fuck’. Cute Siri, but I’m trying to say ‘I wish you the best of luck’ not ‘I wish you the best of fuck’!
5:00-5:30 I prep ME for the next session. Shower, make up touch up and a new outfit. It’ll be a latex dress this time under a lab coat: I’m a doctor turned Dominatrix in this role play and the medical room is ready! Just before the fateful knock on the door, my pet sitter texts to let me know how much my little ones miss me.
5:30-8:00 Medical session that far exceeds my expectations. It’s been so long since I’ve played with a newbie that I forget how exciting it can be when someone takes to kink for the first time like a fish in water. A full check up, otk spanking and a little introduction to the cane. Most whimper when I use this toy – even lightly – but from him, he emitted surprised groans. Clearly, he was shocked at how much he enjoyed the sensations. I stop the caning just long enough to drag a massive mirror into view – now he can watch me do this. He just about loses it. The exam finishes, he passes with flying colors but leaves with a prescription for a chastity device and very precise instructions on how to use it. I like this guy and I make a point to tell him he’s welcomed back for future sessions.
8:00-9:00 You guessed it, more cleaning!!! This time, I blast my favorite playlist and pack it in for the day, returning calls and explaining why I’m not available RIGHT NOW this SECOND to 3 late night callers.
9:30-10:00 I’m finally home, greeted warmly by both pets waiting in the foyer. A few kisses and pets hello before I head directly to the shower. I do not pass GO, I do not collect $200, I stumble towards the bathroom, stripping off my clothes as I make my way down the hall. This is my favorite part of the evening…. I’m exhausted, my inbox is empty and my voice mail clear. I’ve even managed at some point to make a post or two on the boards so I don’t totally fall off the map. I just sit there and let the hot water pour over me, leaving me with a few moments to meditate before I begin my evening. It’s bliss…
10:00-3:00am This is MY time, I plan sessions, update my website, make vain attempts to write a new blog, hit amazon and make a few impulse purchases because I “deserve it”, paint my toenails, and finally eat dinner and pass out on the couch while watching Top Gear or Dr. Who with my puppy.
It’s 4-5 days a week of this before I take my weekend. Probably not as glamorous as one might imagine, but I wouldn’t trade my life for the wold.
