Blog Review: I tried VELVET SWING and Holy Fuck…

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So, I’ve known about Mistress Matisse and her magical trail blazing ways for years; BDSM Icon, Writer, Educator, Activist and about a hundred other accolades you could pin to her corset; she’s the ‘go-to’ gal for all things erotic and wonderful here in Seattle – and this is just a fact. Never one to simply sit back on her Empire and relax, she’s gotten together with a seriously skilled coalition of individuals to create something exceptional for us to enjoy in the bedroom. (She’s such a giver!)
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I had the chance to sit down with her very recently to talk about that new product (soon to be product line), Velvet Swing, and how its been a game changer for women’s orgasms! Still brand spanking new, but spreading like wild-fire, this particular lube is supposed to be the end-all, be-all for the 80% of women who are sensitive to its ingredients. Basically, for a large portion of the population – it promises to make you cum harder, longer and better. Do I have your undivided attention?
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Now, I’m not one to endorse anything outright, so I went and picked up a bottle (available here) and decided to see if I was one of those luck 80%. Who wouldn’t?
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This is a cannabis based lube but will NOT have mentally intoxicating effects if used as vaginally (orally and anally WILL intoxicate), so I slid into bed, applied as directed and waited a few minutes (okay maybe more like 30 – longer than I needed to but I found a great vid on pornhub). The first thing I did notice was a very obvious but pleasant tingling, it wasn’t distracting or numbing but more like a sensation of a thousand fingers gently touching me; I locked on to that fantasy and started The Real Test….
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Now normally, I can get off pretty quickly, easily and as much as I’d like, with the first orgasm being the strongest and subsequent experiences trickling down in intensity, like most multi orgasmics, until they’re an exhausted flicker. I had hoped, at most, this lube might make those subsequent explosions a little more vivid.
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Instead, the first one was absolutely primal! There’s no other way to say it, I didn’t get off with just my lovely lady bits, but my entire core! It was fuller, definitely a full couple of seconds longer and honestly left me totally ‘done’. I’m sure if I waited a bit to recover, I could have hopped right back on that horse and gone again, but I was so stunned that and gratified that I didn’t try; further testing in various ways is clearly needed!
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So, in conclusion, this is now an official staple for me in the bedroom (and hell, I’ll be carrying it in my purse, my car, I’ll have spares on me at all times!) While this product is aimed mostly at female identified individuals; results have been reported by the manufacturer in men as well, including longer sustained pleasure and very often, a very strong ‘fuller’ climax. Believe me, they’re aiming towards something male specific too; but as you might expect from a Dominatrix; ladies first!
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In the meantime, if you’d like to roll the dice and see just what your erotic body is capable of or perhaps give the lady in your personal life a seriously amplified orgasm – stop by one of the many shops currently carrying Velvet Swing or start exploring for more information, reviews and updates on their website or social media.
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*Not available online
*Currently only sold in Wa
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*Disclaimer: This blog posting is simply my personal opinion. I have not been paid, bribed or even asked for my commentary. This is my experience with a product that I deeply enjoyed. I’m not a doctor, scientist or wizard; just a woman who likes to cum hard.

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